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How Will You Survive?
In my last post I mentioned the preparation that college students are going through for the “impending” apocalypse. Whether it is being prepared to blend in to the new ‘majority’ that might possibly be the onslaught of the zombie race or practicing their zombie-survival skills out in ‘the field’ there are a number of different means to an end (or in this case to prevent an end).

The first of these events, and the longest running, is the zombie walk. The earliest known case of a zombie walk was in the summer of 2001 in Sacremento, California. These walks, sometimes turned pub crawls (zombies need to stay hydrated too!), take place mostly in urban centers including Toronto (Saturday, Oct. 23). Suitable seeing as, if the apocalypse occurs, the larger cities will be overrun in very little time. Participants dress up in zombie costumes and shuffle through the streets groaning for brains, much to the dismay of Romero fans who believe that zombies do not necessarily desire the brain specifically much less have the capacity to pronounce the word.

These ‘walks’ are not only fuel to sate the zombie fan’s dose of ‘apocalypse’ but, can also be seen as preparation as camouflage for when the undead rise up. Similar to the tactic used by Bill Murray (played by himself) in 2009’s Zombieland. If the zombies do not base their choice of victim on anything but appearance, these zombie walkers are set for life (literally). 

Other college students are taking a more hands-on approach. Beginning at Goucher College in Baltimore Maryland in 2005, a group of students invented the game HumansVsZombies (http://humansvszombies.org/). Essentially a big game of tag every player begins as a human while one player is selected to be the first zombie. Lasting over 48 hours, the humans must survive on their campus by shooting or slinging Nerf balls (slings are made out of socks). The aim of the game: Survive the Apocalypse. 

While this game may not be a serious form of zombie survival training one of the creators stated that ‘We like zombies. Let’s find a way to make real zombies at college.” Much like the spread of zombification HumansVsZombies has spread to college campuses around the world. This is mostly thanks to Goucher College’s graduation requirement of studying abroad. 

While these events have mostly formed out of the enjoyment of the zombie genre, they can still be seen as proof of those who believe in the apocalypse. And if these two events are not enough to make you a believer, then just look at any college campus. There you will see those recently inducted into Zombieland. After all, it is mid-term season...